The older I get the more I become aware of how dumb I really am.

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Actual footage of me covering the phones at work, and just giving every customer free refunds / returns / exchanges both to avoid confrontation and because I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Potato quality video of a Native American yelling at Americans at an Anti-Immigration Rally.

"You're illegal. We didn't invite none of you here"

youtube.com/watch?v=WEiCbalBy2

People who think northern football bars are hostile and a bit toxic have obviously never tried to engage in polite discourse on an internet forum.

I've never been thrown out of a bar because I didn't study the 18 paragraphs of speaking rules, or have the entire bar speak to each other in localised memes and in-jokes.

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Hmm.... Gonna re-configure the whitespashe.uk VM, adding more storage!

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In the spirit of fresh starts, whitespashe.uk:

- Has upgraded to Mastodon v2.8.0
- Has had full-text search enabled
- Has had its storage tripled
- Has completed its first full database vacuum in 6 months.

Now, to try and implement Tor federation.

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So, whitespashe.uk has lost all of it's toots.
This is due to a truncate command being run on the local statuses table, including the cascade option to include other related tables.

Normal functionality is there, so I don't think anything else has been affected. I'll try to see if there's a way of reimporting our user account exports, but if not:
Whitespashe.uk has been given a fresh start!

If you can't remember any of my toots, then they probably where not that important.

I'm certain greater works of literature have been lost than my toot history.

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