I just accidentally sent some... intimate pictures of my Wife and I to my Dad and not my wife's phone.

Anyone know a guy who can get me out the country by tonight under a new name?

Having a lot of issues with a neighbour spying on me, copying what I do to the house and making complaints.

I honestly have no idea what there deal is.

Anyone else had this?

I just don't get how people can be so invested in these vapid celebrities and reality shows.

...

Hold my mountain dew whilst I read 30 articles on a game that is coming out next year.

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Whitespashe.uk now fully supports 1337-character posts!

Next on the list of admin work, is to get a Gitea instance online, and start mirroring the main mastodon repo. Then, I can have custom patches for this functionality applied on each upgrade.

Night 6

The beast lies dormant.

It has yet to breach our fortifications.

Sealing the doorway completaly enrages the fiend.

Is it asleep or waiting?

I keep watch.

If I should fail, know I fell defending the dining room with my last breath.

I'm looking to level up my dog.

Do I just feed him candy, or should I make him fight other animals in the neighbourhood?

My wife won't let me drink tea on the toilet.

Didn't realize I now live in Nazi Germany.

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Dear friends, I am in need of employment. I have several years of IT and Programming experience, looking for cyber security roles ideally, but also open to Sysadmin, Dev, and other tech roles.

Tim Curry led a necron force against the Black Templars.

Not a bad effort from the Necron lads despite having their assault barge blown up in the first shooting phase, and then it exploding and wounding the rest of the spearhead.

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Never been a sports man, but am addicted to bloodbowl right now.

It is scratching all my itches.

Haiku for my users

Site is down again
Telling me once is ideal
I look at more memes

When I was a child, I used to believe "Gorilla Warfare" involved actual gorillas.

Why do teeth have nerves? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Haiku for my users:

Don't move the base unit
Give it a second to load
My coffee is cold

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