🍱 Sean Todd ☕ @GigaByte4711@whitespashe.uk

I think the Da Vinci virus was the first Hollywood portrayal of ransomware.

"Don't look at it as a deception," the king implored, "Look at it as an effort to protect you!"

The princess momentarily forgot her efforts to control her newly developed wings, eyes ablaze, "You told me the dragon was trying to steal me away!"

"Well, it is!"

"She's my mother! You. Stole. Me. From. Her!"

"I'm your real parent! I raised you!"

"You didn't give her the choice," the princess howled as she leapt defiantly from her balcony.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

My infra right now...

One of the niche projects I'd like to do if it wouldn't eat into my time would be to host a whole wiki source server of all the books and articles in all the Elder Scrolls games and have buttons to do easy citing of sources, and meta data on each source to indicate when it was writen, where it is found, and in what game(s). Maybe even have series grouped into categories too, or books that have a known connection.

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giving maskless white ladies dirty looks in the middle of the supermarket is a little extra fun when i have a fuckin skeleton face

god fucking damnit who did this

they must have known,,

> 15 years ago, I co-led a team trying to give 100% free Internet access to all of San Francisco starting with the poorest neighborhoods first. The network would be anonymous, with no ads, no cookies, etc. Approximately a $20-25 million gift. The result? We were chased out of town.

https://nitter.nixnet.services/sacca/status/1375962440303661057

More succulents flowering 😁 #florespondence

"We fought a worm that had a surprising number of Legendary Resistances."

"It had two. Which is I suppose still a surprising number."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext

"huh, a local IT security group, I'll check out their site"

doesn't use SSL

"..."

I couldn't resist turning this tweet into a #comic : https://mobile.twitter.com/Bry_Mac/status/1250155077668605954
It was as good an excuse as any to experiment with the comics brush set. :)

#krita #MakingComics

Any sufficiently advanced kernel API is indistinguishable from magic.

https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/22/22345696/google-android-apps-crashing-fix-system-webview

Had this going on, in case anyone else has the same problem with some of their apps on Android opening then immediately closing.

sudo rm -rf /System/Applications/News.app

rm: /System/Applications/News.app: Operation not permitted

If sudo <command> results in an “Operation not permitted” error, it’s not your computer.

#Apple #monopoly #ItsNotYourComputer

PS. Dear fediverse, no need to suggest alternatives, my daily driver is a StarLabs LabTop running @elementary and I dev cross-platform/web apps that I need to test on macOS and Windows also. Thank you.