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"Go away," the dragon said. "Winter makes me sleepy."
"Please," said the villagers, "come and sleep in the village square."
"Why, so you can warm yourself on my heat?"
"Well, yes," the villagers admitted, "but also so you are not alone."
"Hrmpf," said the dragon. "Very well."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Making the most of the Pre-Christmas lull to cull my incident queue at work.

I'm currently fueled by coffee and an intense urge to finish my Day-Job work, so that I can get back to my homelab work!

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ Join your #fediverse friends for #AFediverseChristmas!! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„

How are you celebrating #Christmas this year? Whether its at home, abroad, with family or behind a screen, you know that the fediverse is always online! Join us for a nice chat!

We've set up a Christmas room on Go to and create an account. See you there!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ…

i stole this screenshot but i'm posting it because it's so accurate hahaha

the ๐Ÿ‘ correct ๐Ÿ‘ way ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ pronounce ๐Ÿ‘ "murder" ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ "moyda"


"Is that like sex for you?" he asked after the ship had docked with the space station.
"No, that's like a handshake," the ship said. "Sex for me is about connecting at a different level. Like a meaningful conversation."
"Like us, now?"
"Hmm. I guess not all sex is satisfying."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

When a Software Architect says "I do the architecture, and you do the easy part, just implement the functions!"....

thinkin about small nuclear ribonucleoproteins. or, as they're known in the scientific community, "Snurps"

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