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User complaining because they've created an account a week after placing an order as a guest and can't see it on their order history.

I'm not sure how to bend space-time in PHP yet to react to future events.

just want one dragon ball arc where vegeta gets to kill the big bad instead of goku

If you are a Mastodon administrator or moderator you should be protecting your admin/moderator account(s) with two factor authentication and a strong randomly generated password stored in a password manager.

More specifically for Mastodon server admins:

- SSH key auth only on all servers, audit which public keys are in your user accounts
- 2FA on domain registrar, DNS and server provider accounts.

Dovecot is working again! Now, to test the message filtering capabilities! 🀞

Ugh, dealing with my old dovecot mail server....

I can get the maildirs and userdirs separated nicely, I can get the mysql lookups to work perfectly...

Can I fix a permissions error when I enable autoexpunge on the junk folder? Hell no I can't!

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I don't know what this is but I don't think it should be making this expression

I can hear the foxes calling at night in my new place. I kinda like it.

The fediverse is a public forum.

Your posts are only as secure as the admins of every instance that your home server federates with, in terms of private and followers-only messages.

If you're going to talk about sensitive information, keep it to Signal or other secure 1-on-1 channels.

Assume that everything you post to the fediverse, is being scooped up by multiple gov agencies around the world.

The Milan scrape was only notable because they made their findings public.

If a university scraping feeds did it, it's safe to assume other, bigger organizations have been doing it for much longer.

My personal site is at it's absolute peak right now. I can only make it worse.

User: The printer is showing a message that its jammed, but it can't be.

Me: Opens printer and pulls out 3 sheets of crumpled paper jamming the printer.

god have mercy.

my boss is seeing his saved logons when clicking into a form on the website and thinks it is a feature

I've implemented, revealing usernames and passwords to random visitors.

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Sprucing up my personal site.

Any tips and criticism from my fellow Mastodonians?

clintveasey.co.uk

Thanks in advance.

German idealism 

Clapping is IRL air bending.

Change my mind.

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Whitespashe Mastodon

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