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I am a:

⚪️ Girl
⚪️ Enby
🔘 Audio engineer

Looking for:

⚪️ Robot
⚪️ Woman
🔘 A PA without 60hz hum

What if instead of saying "I'm getting old" because your'e no longer puking at 4am outside a kebab shop.

We said "I'm getting wiser"?

>host your own webserver, mail, pleroma, etc
>get an email from cloudflare
>they want to sell me their services at discount rate
>mention how my site is not protected from DDoS attacks
>politely ignore
>week later my webserver is ddosed, attack seems to be coming from some chinese crypto farm
>not giving in, it's not that important, waiting for it to blow over
>another week later, attack is still going strong, i get bill from my hosting provider that i owe them 1000€ in penalties for DDoS and that i do not use DDoS protection service
>try to get to support
>my fucking adblock breaks
>literally every ad i see is about cloudflare

Here's what WarioWare: Twisted! tells you when you erased save data.

I really feel like that when I do so it hits me hard lol, even when I erase someone else's game save when I buy games second hand. That's why I back them up when I can when I buy pre-owned them! I did it for this one so jokes on you

I've found the most Mastodon Instagram post ever (CW: teeth, clams, horror)

This cute but concise and useful comics from r/linux are really neat. Grep, awk and sed:

There are few hackers more determined than an employee just trying to do their job.

I am half of the IT department. Tomorrow we both go on holiday.

I can only assume that when I get back, the office is going to look like something from Lord of the Flies.

Happy Sysadmin day to all you hard working people keeping the lights blinking and the packets moving!

"Can you teach me magic?" the child asked.
"That depends on you," said the wizard.
"Do I need magic talent?"
"No, you need complete faith in yourself, to persuade the universe it is as you picture it."
The child thought about this. "Do any nice people do magic?"
"Not many, no."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

üI've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Goodbye, Mr. Hauer.

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