Strange noise in our bathroom after I've used it.

Wife: was that you?

Me: nope. Well, enjoy using the bathroom.

I proceed to leave the room with the cat following me, leaving the wife alone in the bathroom.

Me: obviously he knows something we don't.

Wife: NOOOOOoooooooo..........

Wife, to the cat, in a tiny, quiet voice: don't leave me.........

It's okay, no demons have taken her. Yet. 😈

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