🍱 Sean Todd ☕ @GigaByte4711@whitespashe.uk
Friendly Neighbourhood Sysadmin.
- XMPP
- seantodd@chat.seantodd.co.uk
So, I figured I should make this my "first" post, and another #introduction.
I'm Sean, I'm a #sysadmin and malware analyst for the military. It has also been made readily apparent that I also have no idea about how #docker works, which lead to me having to rebuild this node from scratch (mostly).
My interests are #anime #manga #scifi #fantasy #technology #cyberpunk #privacy
This mastodon node is another step into a world where I control my data, not a third party.
the fediverse, but with an edit feature via regex:
the sediverse
daily reminder to hack the planet
Today I'm off to Singapore! All paid for by work! Here is the first tipple at the start of a very long journey!
SSL over Quantum Entanglement
whitespashe.uk is now running Mastodon v2.4.2!
@iliana
Are there any covens/instances that you could recommend for my UK friends? I have several queer friends that are already practising that would love a cyber place to hang for purely witchy things. If not, suggestions are very welcome.
Or boosts. I'd like to introduce my friends to a better social network for their needs.
@iliana
My wife said: you've got mail from Washington.
I didn't have any clue as to what she was on about. I'd forgotten everything ever.
Then she said: it's from WOBSCALE? (read caps as confused)
I then said: "OH! FUCK CLOUDFLARE!!!!"
Thus endeth the mystery of the stickers.
Thanks for the stickers! One's going on the server this week.
whisper to your computer. tell it you love it. tell it is a good computer.
Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
We're living in the dumbest timeline. 
fuck
RT @jacksondahl@twitter.com I recently learned what the “white people smile” is and I’ve never been more self conscious about anything. I do it so much and I hate myself
How to sell Voltaire books in 2015? Put handcuffs on the cover and place it next to Fifty Shades
Today's unfortunate fashion choice:
shorts with ripped knees.
Happy #caturday from my fattipus, Elliot!
I'm watching Star Trek Enterprise right now and my main observation so far is that at some time in the next few hundred years we, as a species, apparently go back to using 4:3 aspect ratio for our monitors.
is the funniest thing. Noted bigot RPGPundit threw a temper tantrum and pretty much every other 
.
This has aged very poorly
“Finally, my toothbrush might stop lagging”
RT @stevetex@twitter.com Excited about my toothbrush bug fixes
mfw
