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So, whitespashe.uk has lost all of it's toots.
This is due to a truncate command being run on the local statuses table, including the cascade option to include other related tables.

Normal functionality is there, so I don't think anything else has been affected. I'll try to see if there's a way of reimporting our user account exports, but if not:
Whitespashe.uk has been given a fresh start!

Took one of those DNA tests to find out my heritage.

Much to the surprise of my close friends and family, I am over 60% human.

teaching how to play and selling kazoos at a festival to smashed people and watching the horror on the face of their friends as you walk away is pure 100% clown.

I hear rustling as I am about to open my bedroom door. I freeze.
It finally happened, as I was warned it would. I kept them waiting too long, ignored them too long. They have gone feral, wild.
They call for me.
As is their right.
I open the door, and all my unread books swarm me.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

problem: test doesn't pass
solution: remove the test

boss: oh hey the build is done early
me: host's haunted
boss: what
me: [cocks ec2:TerminateInstances] host's haunted

An unbiased guide to find the right Linux distribution for you:

Is anyone else seeing large numbers of random-character usernames registering/attempting to register to mastodon recently? I've got approvals on, but I'm not really happy with the amount of mail that's now being sent from my server....

See. Where is the blackface levels of outrage? Wheres the cancel culture on this?

My dad and I are building a magic mirror tomorrow: "You do the smart stuff and I'll build the frame" he said. Guys omg my heart ❀️😭

@funkwhale

Hey, docs.funkwhale.audio/latest.tx is still showing 0.19.1.

Is there an eta for the 0.20.0 change so I can use the automated updater?

Looks like android/Firefox was the culprit! I had cleared the cache, but who knows!!!

Anyone that's upgraded to mastodon 3.0.0rc2, does your about page still show the version as rc1, or have I done goofed somewhere?

Volunteer sign up (London), no image description 

Hey, so I'm finally open for commissions and will stay open until i hopefully find some kind of stable gig! but in the meantime rent still needs paying so if anyone wanted a profile pic or their favourite character or anything else, hit me up :) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI

Good news! Blog post has been drafted. Pictures to be added tomorrow, then I can post it!

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