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So, whitespashe.uk has lost all of it's toots.
This is due to a truncate command being run on the local statuses table, including the cascade option to include other related tables.

Normal functionality is there, so I don't think anything else has been affected. I'll try to see if there's a way of reimporting our user account exports, but if not:
Whitespashe.uk has been given a fresh start!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the might guy are like shootin' stars
I could really use some youth right now, youth right now, youth right now

The ticket inspectors were on the train this morning and I'm absolutely certain the dude who came to me only pretended to scan the pass on my phone. No notification or anything at my end, but the dude nodded.

I wonder if they can't actually read them but don't want to say.

Cloud Provider: Zero Trust. You must implement Least Privileged Access everywhere

Me: Okay. You get no access.

Cloud Provider: Not like that! You need to give me ALL the access, so I can know who to give the least access to.

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Optimist: The glass is Β½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is Β½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

I will not eat any carbs.

Carbs are the mindkiller.

The tiny delicious slices of bread that bring total oblivion.

I will permit them to pass by me uneaten.

And when they have passed by me I will turn my inner eye and see that the carbs are gone.

Recent reports have been made to hackers.town of one of our members taking pro-fascist views. We take reports seriously, as we don't want to become one of the less savory instances on fedi.

Moderation is key to avoid that fate.

In this particular instance, after having several mod team members investigate, we found no indicators of the activity reported.

No action was taken.

To be clear, we are an anti-fascist community, and several of our members are actively engage in anti-fascist activity whether here as a volunteer, or professionally.

We do this because we will not cede any part of the world to fascists, and we certainly will not cede the cyber domain to them.

In other news, I've got a reasonably open source implementation of Active Directory functional at home now. Both the office PC and my laptop have the same roaming profile, and I'm slowly managing to integrate my other services in.

This is what I see in my mind every time I see a .moe instance

ppl think I’m crying but it’s the tree pollen I swear *closes YouTube video where ash dies and pikachu cries*

The project for this week: Automated acquisition, renewal and provisioning of letsencrypt wildcard certs throughout my services.

Just gotta wait for my registrar to enable the Dev API, and then I'll be dangerous!

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Whitespashe Mastodon

This is a mastodon instance that allows users to share ideas and participate in discussions.

Whitespashe is named after the Admins' first joint coding project, which replaced spaces within a Word document with non-printable characters.
This would preserve readability, but would fool plagiarism detection sites such as Turnitin.
This site was named after this project, as it represents a desire to create whilst simultaneously sticking it to the Man (or in this case, the hellscape that is Twitter).

We have a hidden service frontend running at: http://whtspshcehqg4nj4wqyiopjcfxradop7ujflycxum7wkfivewqt36zyd.onion

Our code of conduct and extended information can be found after the 'Learn More' link below!