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So, I figured I should make this my "first" post, and another .
I'm Sean, I'm a and malware analyst for the military. It has also been made readily apparent that I also have no idea about how works, which lead to me having to rebuild this node from scratch (mostly).

My interests are

This mastodon node is another step into a world where I control my data, not a third party.

@Gargron

Hey, is there any way to delete all rows (and their linked rows) before a certain date in the statuses table in postgresql?

When I have kids (Under 18), I'm going to tell them whatever you do to your body (Tattoos, piercings, died hair) I'm gonna do.

Either they'll be put off by their Dad making it uncool, or we'll all be the punk family.

When you start typing joinmastodon.org in the address bar but fat-finger the enter after joi :thinkhappy:

This is what happens when you let a bunch of Americans handle a Japanese property

God, the Wordpress ecosystem is so useless at times, when it comes to giving any sort of consistent advice.

"Trying to modify a template? Use this plugin!"

"Worried about page performance? Try caching everything, with no clear guidance on how aggressively"

"Slow-loading dashboard? Try these 8 random things!"

what the fuck did i just find? a rap song about a guy wanting to fuck a spider and eventually he gets to dating it and introducing it to his friends m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2YX0InQ

i feel like my whole life as a millennial has just been watching dinosaurs get less and less cool

It's a good idea to lock your computer when you go away, to avoid unauthorized access and all that.
Me I lock it because Spooky keeps typing lots of shit and I'm pretty sure if I don't I'm going to turn into Freakazoid one of these days.

3 types of programs:

$ foo -h
invalid option -- 'h'
Try 'foo --help' for more information.

$ foo --help
invalid option -- '-'
usage: foo [-iuegnvlairKnsivrngvV] qux blarg

$ foo --help
unknown option '--help', continuing anyway
deleting your files...
^C^Cdeleting more files...^C

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